I know the tradition here is to simply look it up on Google, but I want to hear it from people who have a nuanced story behind it as it’s way more entertaining. Can someone tell me about tree law and why lawyers would be hyped up about it and also the further details of OPs case?
These little bastards are the only species of bird, if not one of the few species of birds, that is rumored to be the direct descendant of Dinosaurs for obvious reasons.
every single bird is a dinosaur, equally. they are all direct descendants of dinosaurs and you cannot meaningfully separate them from dinosaurs. this includes cassowaries, but the clade we typically call “birds” is pretty united in being descended from a flighted ancestor originally, so all flightless members today are secondarily flightless.
And there are moderately close relatives to cassowaries (and other related flightless birds) that can still fly and look a lot more Standard Birb - tinamous! The ancestors of cassowaries, emus, kiwis and moas might have looked a bit like this.
Sure sex is cool and all but sometimes I just want someone to play with my hair and listen to my useless rants about things I like and let me buy flowers for them and appreciate it and make dinner for them every night and just watch them sleep and god have them miss me so bad while I’m in the shower that they come and sit in the bathroom and tell me random things.
Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like “hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*” while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.
Which isn’t to say that I don’t like it. But I definitely find myself going “maybe I shouldn’t reblog this because I’ve already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don’t want to look like I don’t have a life,” I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.
I want Bucky’s absence in Cap 4 to be teased at first as a dark, grim thing… like Sam’s face goes stony whenever his name is mentioned, his jaw does a Captainly clench, and he refuses to talk about him…
…until the mid-credits scene reveals that Bucky is dating Sarah and has gone all Winter Stepdad and is living his best life hanging out at the farmer’s market with his girl and his stepkids. Sam’s eye twitches every time they kiss.
That’s it. That’s the whole reason he’s not in the movie.
as funny as the “captain america fucks” line is, i think the whole of the mcu is forgetting sam wilson is captain america now and Not steve. and one look at sam wilson will tell you that He Fucks
